Never mind all this world financial crisis bullshit. Why isn't THIS the number one news story? More importantly, why didn't I know about it.

Nothing means anything any more.

I would have made a good Catholic. I love a bit of a confession. So here's another one:

I am seriously addicted to Girls of the Playboy Mansion. What is wrong with me???!!!

It's gotten to a point where I'm almost afraid to flick through the Foxtel channels in case it's on (and it's on a lot of the time, like on Sunday afternoon when they had a GOTPM MARATHON for god's sake). What's a girl to do?!

As a feminist I don't know how I can stomach the show but I can. It's a love/hate relationship. The girls mesmerise me and the goings on are fascinating in the most inane way you can imagine.

And I have to put it out there. I love Bridgette and Holly but I wish Kendra would spontaneously combust. She shits me in a major way and that laugh... don't get me started.

If anyone knows of a safe cure (which doesn't involve electrotherapy) please let me know. I'm desperate.