Monday, December 07, 2009

Prostitution

I am scared to open my email InBox these days because there is a non-stop stream of messages about up-coming concerts and events that I would like to go to. It doesn't seem to stop. Ever.

Still recovering from the Cold Chisel concert and with tickets for George Michael hot off the press, today I receive an email that Rufus Wainwright will be touring in March 2010.

He is someone I fell in love with at the Came So Far For Beauty concert and I have wanted to see him doing a solo show ever since. I fear that yet again I won't manage to see him as it so hard to afford to see absolutely everyone and everything. At some point the elasticity of our budget (ha!) can simply stretch no further.

Which brings me to ideas about how to make extra money. Being a fan of the show Satisfaction (new season starting this week) I got to thinking about prostitution. Surely it wouldn't be that bad. And I'm sure Big Jay wouldn't mind, as long as we could afford to see all the bands we like.

So now it's just a matter of finding a brothel specialising in short, fat women with big boobs and the tendancy not to shave their legs as often as they should.

6 comments:

Kath Lockett said...

"a brothel specialising in short, fat women with big boobs and the tendancy not to shave their legs as often as they should"

Why a brothel? With that description alone, you've got the ad for your own agency already written!

Big Pissy said...

Ahhhh...Rufus Wainright....love him.

and I'd qualify for employment in that brothel. ;-) well, if you add "old" in the description. LOL

Sarah said...

will you take tall fat women with big boobs?

deepkickgirl said...

I'm not sure who you are "prestonesterly" but you are not communicating in a language us Earthlings can understand. Could you try adjusting your inter-galactic language translator? Much appreciated.

deepkickgirl said...

It looks like this brothel idea is a goer then. Three staff, or should I say "girls", on the books already.

Now for a name. Since "boobs" seem to be the running theme I'm thinking "Gentlemen Prefer Boobs" or how about "The Good, The Bad and The Knockers".

Any ideas?

Fiona said...

Maybe in the spirit of Christmas you should call it "Ho's Ho's Ho's"