Let me entertain 'roos, says outback Robbie Williams
I love the headline and I love the idea.
Come on Down... Under, Robbie. There are a couple of very nice apartments for sale in my building. We could be neighbours.
"Just popping down to borrow a cup of sugar from our nice neighbour Robbie, dear."
"Why are wearing that sexy lingerie, darling?" [This is my fantasy and I don't look like a half melted marshmallow in this fantasy, OK!]
"Oh, no reason... back soon..."
Did I say that out loud?