I don't get the whole Andre Rieu thing. I really, really don't get it. At all. In any way.
But this. THIS. This is a whole new level of bizarro as far as I am concerned.
If I was offered free tickets to see this spectacle of horror or the choice of having an anvil dropped on my foot I would choose the later. After all physical injuries will heal, but the mental scars can stay with you forever.