This morning while getting dressed Marianna said "mummy, I'm never getting married".

"Why not?" I asked.

"Becuase I don't want to kiss boys" she said.

1) She has a point.

2) I am having a contract drawn up to reflect these words which I can whip out to show her when she is 16 (and wants nothing more but to kiss boys) and point out to her that she signed and initialed here, here and here.

3) This may have been brought on by her catching Big Jay and I having a brief smooch this morning. I know! Enough to gross anyone out.